The Ex-Future Emperor's New(?) Blog

This Blog Ends Here

2004-12-19T15:08:00.000+08:00

Ah well... I believe this will be the time for me to submit myself once again into the VOID so I could ultimately return to my old former self, before everything happened.

You might have not noticed, but I have been writing posts for this blog for one sole purpose, and that is to chronicle my life in this demented institution as I scuttle and crawl my way into closure. This... grind... I suppose... it's been driving me nuts, and I've been losing my friends left-and-right, as I slowly devolve myself into an over-pompous asshole in a futile attempt to keep my wits intact.

After I left Gokongwei, I have spent quite some time finding my own personal Nirvana, and I have found it in what I consider the "VOID". This "VOID" is what the word pretty much describes... a state of emptiness. It is where you don't see anything and yet you see all at once. And one of the things I saw is my brief glimpse of enlightenment. When I came back to academic life, I let myself go from this state. And as you can see, it has turned me into this.

While I can't get off school, I can return into my "VOID" state, and reassume my real position in the grand scheme of things. I know it would be anti-climactic, and so very not "me"... but I have had just enough.

This is it, boys and girls. I can hear the call of Nothingness, already. I must go. I'll keep this blog up for the memory of it... lest I forget...

And just in case you're curious as to where I'm going to be posting from now on. You can find me at this new blog.

Meanwhile, on the brighter(?) side of things...

2004-12-16T20:40:00.000+08:00

Time Janitor ep 2 is in the works (pre-pre-prod)... that is, if anybody cares about that shit...

The next episode will be an original (almost) story, courtesy of my evil sister, and not just some rehashed skit from an old comedy skit show...

And the original Time Janitor is currently set for refining, so it could be decently published in websites like Newgrounds.com.

As for the return of the actual Pinoy City saga, the situation is dim. The webcomic is bound to be re-released as a bi-weekly "Gilliam-esque" montage-style satire (beh, what on earth am I typing here just to sound like an over-intellectualized hobo). This also means that the Pinoy City flash series is not going to see the light of day for a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery long time.

And now, back to your regular programming...

Who In The Hell Are You, Robert Smith?

2004-12-16T19:57:00.000+08:00

This is it, ladies and gentlemen! The finale is just about to start.

Anyway, one might ask: What's the deal with The Cure?

Well............................

Don't you hate it when you find out that there's a song out there that completely matches who you are and then you hear it and realize that the entire reason for your existence has been summarized in a hook, some stanzas, and a chord progression? I thought it was Maybe, by the Ink Spots, which was used as the theme of the very first Fallout game. And I thought, wow, that song is soooooo me. Which is, er, was pretty cool, considering that I could identify with that nameless guy with the blue jumpsuit.

But then I... got into this whole other... er... thing... and I was suddenly reminded that The Cure had a song which was remade by 311 whose version is, how should I say this... superior...

Love Song

Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am home again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am whole again

Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am young again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am fun again

However far away, I will always love you
However long I stay, I will always love you
Whatever words I say, I will always love you
I will always love you

Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am free again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am clean again

However far away, I will always love you
However long I stay, I will always love you
Whatever words I say, I will always love you
I will always love you

And that's all there is to it. I spit at the one who will dare play it within my vicinity.

Booyah!

2004-12-14T20:19:00.000+08:00

Just beat my first challenge in KOF2k3 today. Hehe. I got beaten down the next one after that but that's a start, aint it? Ain't it? Gahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

KILLING SPREE!!!!

2004-12-11T11:21:00.000+08:00

Just right before I finish the Finals Grind, I would like to have some serious deathmatching courtesy of Unreal 2k4...

YEEEEEEEE-haw!!!

HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS

2004-12-10T19:03:00.000+08:00

Personally, I'd prefer academic abuse than gang abuse...

Got this from a Yahoo!Group consisting of old refugees from Der Mein-Landt

1.Bakit ka nahuhuli sa pila bago mag-flag
Dahil ang inyong panginoon ay matagal pong matulog at matagal magising

2. Anong favorite mong bilhin sa canteen?
Tacos po at shawarma ang paboritong kainin ng inyong panginoon

3. Na-guidance/principal's office ka na ba?
Oo, dahil hindi maintindihan ng kanilang mga munting isipan ang mga balakin ng inyong panginoon

4. Sinong favorite teacher mo doon?
Yung baguhan na kyut na nakasalamin, syempre... ehehe...

5. Sinong HATEST teacher mo naman?
Yung isang kahawig ni Hitler na binunutan ng bigote

6. San ka usually tumatambay? Why?
Sa CAT room, nagche-chess pag PE (walang PE ang mga officer, pero hindi officer ang inyong panginoon dahil sa kanyang puwesto sa pangkalawakang larangan)

7. What's your most unforgettable experience sa HS?
I forget everything. The bastards. (nangawit yung English mo, no?)

8. Varsity?
ayyyyy hindeeeeeeh

9. Sinong una mong nakilala sa high school mo?
si Shwin! Shwin! Shwin! nagbabasa ka ng blog ko, ha Shwin!?

10. Sino-sino mga kabarkada mo nung nag-graduate ka from HS?
a ewan, kung sinu-sino, dahil walang ipinipili ang inyong panginoon

11. Na-mimiss mo na ba yung uniform mo?
ayyyyyyy hindiiiiiii reeeeeeeeeen

12. Ilang beses mo nang nawawala ung ID mo?
nakatahi yung mga putanginang ID na yan sa mga polo namen... paranoid android...

13. Favorite teacher's quotable quote?
"file-save-file-close-file-exit-logdownyourcomputers-goodbyeclass" oi hottie yun ah...

14. Most unforgettable person? Why?
yung... ah... ako demet... dahil ako ang inyong panginoon! gyahahahahahaha!!!!

15. Kelan sa tingin mo dadating ang yearbook?
nandun na pero hindi ko kinuha, dahil ang mga yearbook ay para sa mga pawang mga mortal lamang...

16. I- describe ang mukha mo sa grad pic.
ako yung anak ni Erap na nag-mutate at naging isang salot na henyo... HENYO!!!

17. Anong binibili mo sa labas tuwing uwian?
LONG-SI-LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGG!!!!!!

18. Nakakita ka na ba ng multo sa school?
hinde... dahil natatakot sila sa tuwing pagdaan ng inyong panginoon...

19. Nangarag ka ba sa dating/paghahabol sa graduation?
hindeh, dahil mistulang ga-gradweyt ang inyong panginoon maging anuman ang mangyari...

20. Anong unang-una mong ginawa right after graduation?
natulog at hindi nagiseng... tapos Chrono Trigger buong linggo...

21. Ano naman ang papel mo sa Intrams?
ako ang panginoon... ng CHESS!!!!!!!!

22. Favorite Janitor/Janitress?
wala, eh... dapat meron... ipinagpapala ang mga dyanitor ng inyong panginoon!

23. Kung papalitan ang color ng uniform natin, anong color?
all black para parang anime...

24. Nasa Friendster mo ba yung crush mo sa HS?
hmm... ewan...

25. Did you ever regret going to ur HS?
syempre... kung hindi ako nag-high school, hindi sana ako ang inyong panginoon na maghahasik ng lagim sa nalalapit na hinaharap... gyahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

26. Sino sa mga ka-batch mo ang dapat isali sa Star Circle Quest?
yung kaklase kong malaking panga, para dakmalin niya si Boy Abunda sa ngalan ng inyong panginoon...

27. Nag-aaral ka pa ba ngayon?
Oo, dahil kailangan ng gumradweyt ang inyong panginoon...

28. Sino ang favorite love team sa batch mo?
ayoko nang isipin dahil all boys kami (don't yaoi me, bebeh!)

29. Anu-ano ang mga section mo?
Juan Bautista, Martin de Porres, er, Tomas Aquinas (idol)

30. Saan ka nag-high school?
dun sa may maraming bakla... dahil kailangang ma-traumatize ang inyong panginoon upang ma-engganyo siya sa kanyang paghahasik ng lagim sa nalalapit na hinaharap... gyahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhh!!!!!!

Oh Anna (reprise)

2004-12-10T18:11:00.000+08:00

Whew, whatever that was, I believe the Dark Lord of Cramming (and probably the whole host of the Pantheon of L337ness) has sent, nay, repeatedly sends me signs via that delightful morsel of a young woman with Chinese background. Again and again, it's as if as long as I stick around with her, everything seems to be getting clear to me and my ass gets saved. Salvation! How much cooler can it get? And she wears glasses to boot!

So CANIM-1 will hold emergency classes, and BASICAD won't need me to print my work (now I can buy Jess that Christmas present, the gods be praised!). All that while this wonderful, wonderful girl is at my side. Maybe I should go get her for keeps, but I will need all the chutzpah I could get... the glasses will all be worth it.

That's it. I'm in love. May the twin lesbian goddesses of hentai fanfiction aid me in my new amorous conquest.

Oh Anna...

2004-12-10T15:54:00.000+08:00

I don't know what sort of crime against humanity I've commited to deserve this amount of divine retribution.

Last week there was a typhoon double whammy (see last couple of posts) which forced classes to act rather in a fashion I'd rather not allow them to do so. So now I got to finish and and make badass work this 3d room model using a rickety old version of AutoCAD which runs in a ridiculously slow PC which I will later submit via an evilly lethargic network... all in 30 FUCKING MINUTES!!!!

When the Imperial Pinoy rules, the winds shall only be working in wind-powered turbines, and rain will fucking drown all the terrorists and religious fanboys, and thunder will hit Pinoy politicians who don't give a shit about the country right there where the sun don't shine.

But that would be for later. Right now, I could only hope that the Dark Lord of Cramming would take notice of my plight and guide me in my path to l337ness...

All I can say can only be expressed in the words of the loveable ex-space cat pirate, Brak:

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!

Oh, and the title of my post? Well, a little while ago I was sitting next to this lusciously delectable morsel of a young woman which I am quite particularly, no, rather extremely fond of. I don't know where this fondness takes me, but I sure do hope this doesn't end with a can we just be friends conclusion, as I am so fricking tired of that story already...

Ah well

2004-12-05T21:09:00.000+08:00

At least I still got this...

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.

And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistle]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.

And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistle]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it.
It's your last chance, anyhow.

So...
Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistle]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistle]

Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]

Repeat to fade...

Rain Is Depressing

2004-12-05T19:24:00.000+08:00

The water cycle is depressing.

The smell of freshly moisturized concrete is depressing.

The floods are depressing.

The class suspensions are depressing

(but they come in handy, at least).

Even the word itself..... R-A-I-N.....

Rain is depressing.

Hearkens images,

of a guy and a girl,

in the sidewalk ,

sharing an umbrella,

holding each other,

as if trying to keep each other warm.......

It makes me sick.

It used to make me mad.

And I get emotional,

and angry at the world.

But now, it just makes me sick.

If I could control the weather,

I'd send all this rain to Afghanistan and Iraq,

so I could DROWN THOSE TERRORIST SUCKAS,

and maybe George Dubya would give me a PowerMac and an iPod,

or a Sony Ericsson,

or a WACOM tablet.

These days I'd do anything for a WACOM tablet.

If I had a peso,

for all those Star Circle Quest votes,

I'd have a WACOM tablet,

and a week's worth of Tokyo Tokyo Sumo Meals.

Ah dammit now look what the raid made me post...

To that old communist with the long white beard...

2004-12-03T15:41:00.000+08:00

I have come to address you regarding some... concerns regarding the state of my fledgling pseudo-empire, and due to time constraints, I shall do this quickly. Very quickly. Therefore, in order for me to not exercise my will on your little polar hideaway, you shall comply to these conditions:

A Powermac G5, with a copy of Mac OS X, for this shall come in handy in my future conquests.
A WACOM tablet, these hands long for its lukewarm, slender grip.
A USB drive, because due to his eminence's circumstances, there is a need for such a device.
A legitimate copy of Maya 6, as this is for the future of his glorious empire.
The Complete Sid Meier's Civilization set, for training purposes.
A pair of britches and a foil, yeah, you heard me!
Lisa Loeb's... bah, all of Lisa's albums, indie stuff included, because Decembers are cold and his eminence does not have a girlfriend...
Lisa Loeb herself, now that we're all about it, put Tina Fey in it too.
The complete Monty Python's Flying Circus DVD set, this ought to keep me from bothering you for a long time...
A Fender electric guitar, with matching amp and distortion and wah attachments, because it's just about damn time, his eminence has to ROCK.......and......ROLL!!!!!

Failure to comply to these terms shall lead to a most unpleasant "gradual cynicism drive" that I shall vigorously instill amongst the youth of the world. In short, as long as none of these goods are delivered, the more you shall be sent to total non-profit occupational unemployment. You have been warned.

Oh, and to further motivate you...

I wonder how the Moms Against Illegal Substances would react to this...

And I wonder what Tipper Gore will do to the youth of America for this...

We've Only Just Begun

2004-12-01T16:10:00.000+08:00

There's nothing better than sitting next to this darling of a short-haired young Chinese woman (with glasses) so early in the morning... ripped tracks from the America: History; Greatest Hits album playing on the iBook... doing the most badass watch ever designed by a Pinoy in Photoshop (you suck on that Ayala!)... the inspiration is boundless... this is my Nirvana, as I've experienced some time ago in my AWOL days... this is the one I had when I first stepped here in Benilde as a student... that unlimited bucketfuls of l337ness flowing through my fingers, and everything else that I see is just blah...

Tempus Fugit

2004-11-30T16:07:00.000+08:00

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man.
It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity.
It is the middle ground between light and shadow,
between science and superstition,
and it lies between the pit of man's fears
and the summit of his knowledge.
This is the dimension of imagination.
It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.

See, the government tried this little weird experiment concerning the "de-sandwichification" of working days during the holiday season. See, it's cool, but when you get those bloody academian idiots involved again, trust me when I say that things start to get real.... Serling-esque...

Why the heck do they have to make me go for Monday classes on a Tuesday? How weirder could it get, man? It's as if the idiocy of these bloody academian administration people became so dense that the very fabric of the time-space continuum has started to warp into all sorts of kooky formations in some sort of mad quantum physics variety show. It would be fun if I get to see my past life medieval lesbian princess self, but nooooooooooooooo I had to get stuck in "the Now" with an evil case of the fits. Adding to that, the guy who drove my morning ride was such a useless troglodyte that he had to use his "shortcut" at a time when it's clogged with old clunky buses, effectively tripling my travel time. And when I get to class, everybody's in this "intense" (*shrug*) discussion on the kind of people to save from a plane crash. Like I'd care. Personally, I'd rather take all the parachutes with me and leave those suckas for themselves.... alright, maybe I'll save Alicia Keys... but she's no Lisa Loeb, so yeah, I'll leave her behind.

I do hope I don't run out of mojo up course card day. Course card day is such a drag.

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

2004-11-25T19:44:00.000+08:00

It's probably about 5 degrees (centigrate) here and I've been spending my evening making this crappy collar for my 3d model. Can it get any worse than this? Yeah. Ain't that great?

King of Booyah!

2004-11-23T16:37:00.000+08:00

I didn't know when I became badass in the new King of Fighters (2003?). Or maybe I was just very very lucky these past several days. Somebody should challenge me, I really need to know... and by the way:

All Hail The Imperial Pinoy's Chosen!!!

Ah, Pre-enrollment

2004-11-22T14:08:00.000+08:00

'Tis the season to whine at how the La Salle networks become such tepid asswipes and drop dead in front of you. When their "so-called" world-class institution becomes a melting pot of sorrow and despair. I'm sure in the afterlife there shall be a special place in Hell where desperately evil people will be forced by the minions of Satan to enroll to classes using La Salle's rickety twenty-second-hand computers connected to eternally clogged networks. Then when they finally got through, all the good subjects will be taken and they'll have the crappiest schedules in the history of the academic world.

I'm sure that's where the person who invented Pop-Up Banners will go when he/she dies.

My Actions Against The System Shall Be Justified

2004-11-19T08:10:00.000+08:00

(click on the title, see what I mean)

Those bastards have finally proven themselves worthy of some great Imperial Ass-Kicking(tm). Or at least, if they start using all that money to buy themselves fancy cars and houses again (what am I supposed to do with them things, anyway?) That much cash and no solid national-level profit... even a fool will think there's a big frickin' problem with that.

Oh, and I've just added a nifty little random quote script for my footer. I was too lazy to put something profound there, so I let the computer do it for me. Ain't that cute? The script for the Tagboards is acting a little strange lately, that or I should try accessing it in a non-Benilde network, as the admin here is just outright anal.

Quite not in the mood for language classes

2004-11-17T16:44:00.000+08:00

The one thing they should teach you in language classes is how to talk your way out of shit, not how to get into trouble by correcting other people's syntaxes. Sheesh.

Anyway:

Just saw this...

and this...

and, finally, this!

That's it, I am sooooooooooooooo going to start saving my durn money. Goodbye, Khan. Goodbye Gunbound. Hello again, hot powerful intellectual politicking fighter babes!!!

I think I'm ok now...

2004-11-12T09:48:00.000+08:00

I feel like an asshole for the past few weeks. For the first time, I'm feeling a little better.

For one thing, though... I think I'll never listen to another Cure song again without having that deep piercing feeling in my chest.

Note To Self: Stay away from The Cure's Disintigrate album... at all costs...

...bah, scratch that out... I better stay away from all songs by The Cure. Heck, all manner of sissy-rock, for the moment, at least. Robert Smith is giving me the fits.

But you know, alright, at least this last one would go for a closer.

The Perfect Girl

You're such a strange girl
I think you come from another world
You're such a strange girl
I really don't understand a word
You're such a strange girl
I'd like to shake you around and around
You're such a strange girl
I'd like
To turn you
All upside down

You're such a
Strange girl
The way you look like you do
You're such a strange girl
I want
To be with you

I think I'm falling
I think I'm falling in
I think I'm falling in love with you
With you

That or I should go take up classical piano again. If there's one thing girls like it's a guy into leather who can kick ass in classical piano. Give him a healthy amount of angst and a helpful touch of laid-back-ness (a little angst + a little laid-back-ness = funny shit of a guy), and you'll have an irresistible chick magnet.

Take that, small Eastern European nation of Croatia and your pianists with surnames that lack a couple of vowels!!!

Only I remain (or Herman Hesse, where the fuck are you now?)

2004-11-11T20:46:00.000+08:00

It's as if I'm degenerating again these past two semesters, or something. I don't know what's happening to me. I thought that when I have finally had a glimpse of NIRVANA, that I'd start becoming a better person and stop acting like a bloody twat. So far, I'm still kicking ass... I guess this is where this thing comes together...

Maybe if I stop exerting too much effort, I'd become less of an asshole, I'd get back to my old laid back self before all this, then people will like me better...

I need to get my ZEN back. I ought to stop slacking off and begin meditating again, if it weren't for the damn schedule. Before I came to Benilde I had a lot of time to do this, but now...

Maybe if I stop assuming too much, and that abandon all HOPE for everything altogether, and get back there to my previous phase where I excel because I am naturally superior and not because I force myself to be such. If there is no HOPE, there will be no DISAPPOINTMENTS. Right now, I am disappointed in a lot of things. I guess that's what's been making me cranky...

Maybe...

Maybe if I stop expecting from everything and everybody...

Maybe if I stop thinking that there is some hint of value from all things...

Maybe there is a bit of value there but I think I should stop bothering about whether it's there or not... I mean, why strain myself when I can assume there's nothing to be found? If something good shows up, fine. If not, then it won't be worth my time.

I could smell that bloody fool from a mile away

2004-11-10T16:20:00.000+08:00

If there's anything I've learned during these past several days, it's that I'm not going to wait in vain only to get ditched or at least until dreadlocks start to grow by themselves on my head. No, if the frontdoor is locked, don't bother for the backdoor. Find another fucking house, dammit. But don't get me wrong here. It's a good ride, and I only wish it'd get only better through the years... but today I've decided to look for my prize someplace else. As there seems to be no dice in where I am now.

Which also brings me to yet another realization. I really should amass enough money for me to leave this frickin' place. Probably wander the world and living off on whatever I come across. It's no use living here. As much as I've learned to love this country, I could only say that the only way to save this goddam archipelago is to kill it off. I dunno, make China mad enough to invade this shithole, or something. Then it'll be all over. I could only hope that all the misplaced Pinoys from overseas will have nothing to do but get together and plan to carve a big fucking niche in the global power scene, and actually pull it off. But maybe it'd happen all right, I think. Because nobody seems to fucking care anymore. And I'm starting to care increasingly less every day.

Anyway, I have quite noticed that Mark is just on the terminal behind me. By the gods, man, I could smell that bloody fool from a mile away. He's probably working on one of his projects, as usual. I hope there's something in what he does that would be at least of some significance to this world. I've been through this since high school. Man, when will these people ever learn?

One day, I swear, I'm gonna make all the nerds in the world worship me. Trolls will abhor my very existence with a passion, fanboys will follow my every word, and major Hollywood film executives will marvel on how everybody is willing to pay sums of money for all kinds of merchandise with my shit on it. One day... one day...

Great Family Survey Fun!

2004-11-08T17:14:00.000+08:00

Ripped this off from Alan's Blog. I can't believe I'm gonna be late for class for this thing. But that's a crap class, so it won't be so bad... I think...

1. [RED]: Not the Red Baron...

2. [BLUE]: Uh-huh, I got dem Taliban Blues...

3. [YELLOW]: Willow, a furry furry furry furry furry furry furry little fellow

4. [GREEN]: I long to touch the green green grass of home...

5. [PINK]: I'm dumb she's a lesbian, I thought I have found the one...

6. [WHITE]: If I was white, If I was white...

7. [BROWN]: I'm gonna eat yer frickin' kite, Charlie Brown...

8. [BLACK]: Neil Gaiman's Favorite Colour, I think...

9. [PURPLE]: The haze that comes to my brain...

10. [CRAZY]: A music video with Alicia Silverstone and Liv Tyler, mwah

11. [DICTIONARY]: Comes handy when you a flyswatter's not around

12. [CALENDAR]: Useless, if it weren't for dem girls

13. [BED]: My bed is an energy-saving model

14. [TV]: A dying species, are you frickin' reading this Lopez? Hah?

15. [CAT]: Pussy!

16. [HANDPHONE]: The sound of one hand clapping

17. [LOVE]: Love is all you need, baby!

18. [EYES]: Eyeunx sans visage, eyes without a face...

19. [WATER]: Muad'dib! Muad'dib!

20. [EXAM]: Confucius, dammit!

21. [FISH]: Jesus!

22. [TOMATO]: How you say it depends on which side of the Atlantic you think you're living...

23. [SHAMPOO]: An obscure Indian word which means "A cute Lum rip-off"

24. [BURGER KING]: Burn their meat

25. [McDONALDS]: Satan's Business Franchise

26. [KFC]: The Architect's Business Franchise

27. [TEA]: theJames likes Earl Grey Tea best. Made from oil of choice leaves of the bergamot plant. Excellent, I say!

28. [SOUP]: Nazi? NAZI!? No soup forrrrrr you!!!

29. [CAR]: 1984 GMC Converted. I pity da foo!

30. [FRUIT]: All things just keep getting better

31. [POWER PUFF GIRLS]: Jailbait!

32. [NESCAFE]: Instant Coffee for the masses...

33. [AVRIL LAVIGNE]: Lame... but beddable...

35. [SUPERSTAR]: Sonic Youth version is teh b3774r

36. [BURN]: Emperor Nero, he's playing the violin, he's one true asshole

37. [FLOWER]: smash that hippy crap!

38. [TATTOO]: formerly respectable artform that has degenerated into a poser trophy

39. [HOLIDAY]: Roman... Audrey Hepburn... Yummy...

40. [BYE]: You say g'bye, I say h'lo

41. [DREAM GAL]: Jessica.............. ZAFRA!!!!

42. [DREAM GUY]: Morpheus, the Greek God of Dreams (tm)

43. [SURVEY]: I frickin' own Family Feud, dammit!

44. [NAIL POLISH]: Ca-ro-nia, (hoohah!) caronia (hoohah!)...

45. [FRIENDSTER]: Overhyped web mechanism perpetuated by shallow egocentric goobers

46. [NUT]: The Egyptian Goddess of The sky, baby!

47. [BALLPEN]: Reach for a Panda too!

48. [FISHBALL]: Something you skewer using a... fishstick?

49. [DIVISORIA]: Haggler city!

50. [MANOK]: Chiiiiiiiii-KEN! That show used to rule...

51. [CHOCOLATE]: Restores my MP...

52. [YM]: The only redeeming value for Yahell!

53. [STARBUCKS]: Overhyped beverage establishment perpetuated by shallow egocentric goobers with lots of money

54. [POWDER]: Don't mess with him or he will send you lightning where the sun don't shine

55. [TIME]: Tiiiiiiiiiiiiime is on my side, yes it is...

56. [MOUSE]: I'm....... a MAN!

57. [HEAVEN]: I was looking for a job and I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable now

58. [HELL]: In the afterlife, you gonna be headin for da serious type. Now dat you make a sin all day, well tomorrow it be hell to pay.

59. [JUICE]: I see... THE LOVE JUICE!!!!! slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

60. [PERFUME]: I'm sorry, flowers, but I have to kill you to make human males horny and willing to pay

61. [SOAP]: no matter what country they're from... soap operas SUCK!

62. [LOTION]: Johnson's, baby!

63. [CAMPING]: Is a favorite activity in LAN matches...

64. [COMPUTER]: A mechanical construct that has unwittingly become the centerpoint of modern human civilization

65. [CHAIR]: something to use on a wrestling match

66. [CLUB]: I know that spades are the swords of a soldier, I know that clubs are weapons of war, I know that diamonds mean money for this art, but that's not the shape of my heart

67. [LECHONG BABOY]: I'm hooked on a Filipino box spring hog

68. [BAG]: baggin' saggin' barry! baggin' saggin' barry! baggin' saggin' barry!

69. [SHOES]: Doc Martens are cool!

70. [T-SHIRTS]: They make good souveneirs...

72. [PJs]: Harveys!

73. [CLOSET]: I wish mine opens up and leads to a secret lab thingy...

74. [COLLEGE]: There's a time and place for everything, and it's called "college".

75. [ESSAYS]: Are a drag...

76. [BOOKS]: Something you shouldn't burn, ya hosers...

77. [RING]: Der Nibelungenlied! Pam-param-pam-pam, pam-param-pam-pam, pam-param-pam-pam, pam-param-paaaaaaaaam

78. [CDs]: thin glass discs with silver coating used by modern humans for information storage purposes

79. [WEBSITE]: Pinoy City will be resurrected... eventually...

80. [REFRIGERATOR]: are elephants incognito

81. [CALCULATOR]: Don't make me get binary on you, youngster!

82. [DARNA]: New and improved Narda with superpowers

83. [SINGER]: Sewing Machines, and old women with measuring tapes...

84. [BROADWAY]: The one place Hair ruined

85. [POOL]: That one sport this country kicks ass in...

86. [BUS]: And another one down and another one down, another one rides the bus-ah!

87. [DUNKIN DONUTS]: Ting-a-ling-a-ling...

88. [BASKIN N' ROBINS]: Why do they frickin taste so good!

89. [TO GO]: Shawarma! Jamaican! Pizza! Bucket Chicken!

90. [MALL]: A communal structure in which nicely dressed humans go around and acquire things by exchanging them with pieces of paper strips with portraits of dead people in it

91. [NEW YORK]: New York's not my home...

92. [BELT]: Vannnnnnnnnnn Allen!!!! (allen, allen, allen)

93. [DEODORANT]: Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me!

94. [GEL]: What's the deeeeaaal with gel pens!?

95. [BEVERAGE]: ROOTBEER!

96. [NOODLES]: Beef Wanton Extra Large With Basil Leaves And Chopped Green Onions

97. [CHIPS]: California Highway Patrol Squad, *crash*

98. [WINTER]: Winters suck!

99. [SUMMER]: Summers rule!

100. [YOURSELF]: Will someday run the world by the tip of my finger!

Theeeeeee first thing I like about the sea...

2004-11-08T14:51:00.000+08:00

...is it's the only place where I can be me!
I don't care where I will go, as long as there's plenty of H2O.
That's the first thing I like about the seeeeeeeea.

Just came back from nowhere. I swear that was the most fucking beautiful thing I've ever seen. Along the way, I also think I got my ideas for a very very cool script for a "youth-oriented" movie. This movie will kick all the locally-produced "youth" movies in the buttockals. Sure, the story will somehow sound like an Ernest Hemingway novel, but Ernest Hemingway is a badass author (and non-sissy too), so there. It'll have love, socio-economic issues, sex, dogs, violence, martial arts, countryside town fiestas, original life-cycle parallels, marine ecology, relationships, watersports, anime, wipeouts, and reggae. It'll be a fucking good movie without actual fucking. This movie will be the first non-sissy and non-Mowelfund-crap Filipino movie on the international filmfest scene that does NOT involve any economically-depraved slut characters. And there will be no blatant worshipping of any layer of the social structure.

When this movie finally gets recognized, I think it will be the beginning of my world domination campaign.

Hehe, and you think I'll be posting about my little vacation, eh?

Bored Of The Fliez

2004-11-05T11:22:00.000+08:00

Hm, this should be good. Me, Jess, Ades, and pretty much all of the fencing team will be going to Anilao tomorrow. I, for one, shall look forward to my communion with the sea, which I would very much appreciate, since I've been through pile after pile of deep shit during these last few weeks (but I still kicked ass despite the annoying little obstacles, thank The Big Boss). This should recharge my ki to a considerable level (like when I first got into Benilde, I still had lots of it). I also hope somebody sneaks in some booze, as I would really really appreciate it as well. There's nothing better than old-fashioned San Miguel (the classic one, San Mig Light is sooooooooooo........ GAY, the other brands are for kids) after spending a couple of hours in the beach. But something tells me The International Adult Conspiracy will send one of its agents to knock down any chance of a spanking good time. Bloody rightists. Speaking of "spanking", there's this thing about... er... How many girls are coming with us this weekend? Hm, maybe I'll get to manage to do something for next post. Yessssssss...

Two Days To Go Before Lord Of The Flies Day

2004-11-04T18:00:00.000+08:00

On Saturday me and the fencing team will be staying in some remote tropical island place.

I'm gonna bring my own conch.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world

2004-11-03T10:56:00.000+08:00

As the Greatest Nation of the World (tm) braces itself on deciding who will rule the universe, the True Heir of the Divine Right To Govern the Universe (tm) is learning how to turn Mr. T into gold using Photoshop. I really don't have any problems with any of the candidates (though Bush is a pushover of the Silent Scope variety and Kerry looks like he'll turn into liquid metal any moment soon). No problem really. As long as nobody ever dares to mess with my plans lest they wish for the Imperial Pinoy to unleash his wrath upon the unassuming mortal masses with all of my limbs lashing out like an octopus playing the drums (plus it's not very pleasant to look at).

Is this day really jinxed or am I not playing enough Silent Scope. Can't even get past the truck stage anymore. Dammit.

What am I doing here!?

2004-11-02T10:35:00.000+08:00

Look we're supposed to be at home, enjoying what little is left in our pathetic little "vacation". But nooooooooooooooo those bloody academic idiots really have to be such chauvinist dicks and send us back to school. What are they trying to prove? That Benildeans are haunting-proof? Might as well go look for the mystery ghoul-cum-swamp-monster, chase the poor sucka' down, and take off his mask revealing him to be... *gasp* Uncle Bob? Then he'd go like "I could've blown up the whole DLSU if it weren't for you meddling kids!" Then I'll go date Linda Cardellini... mmm...

Oooh, and yesterday was Beatles vs. Elvis day on RJ. Wonder how many All Your Votes Are Belong To Beatles posts actually got through? Not that they needed it... I mean the Beatles would still win without my Divine Imperial Intervention.

And before I left the house, they were playing The New Guy in Star Movies... that film featured Zooey Deschanel, whom I've been rooting for lately. How's for another Zooey pic?

Mmmm.... elf chick....

Then when I left school, some guy on a bike got run over by a REVO. Asked for compensation, the biker-dude. Driver got pissed and started bitching on his passengers. Pinoy Style Road Rage couldn't get any better...

Happy Corporate-Sponsored-Christian-Holiday-That-Stemmed-From-Age-Old-Pagan-Beliefs Day

2004-10-31T17:09:00.000+08:00

Finally I could go get some rest after Midterms.

Thank the gods for Szechuan Sauce and Combos cheese... that made me survive through the whole damn week. Colonel Sanders, you're one helluva southern guy!

Last day of Midterms

2004-10-29T11:18:00.000+08:00

Only one annoying exam and a virtual doodad construction to go and I'll be free...

Last night Chez saved my ass, but I was enough of an asshole to blow her off. I'd like to go for a Twinkie defense but man I was a bloody fool enough to eat that much cake earlier that afternoon. Bloody fool of an asshole... that's not the way of a Future Holy Pinoy Emperor... I better quit screwing this one up.

Oh and some days ago, those KFC people forgot to ask for my money. If I were feeling a little more evil than usual that day, I could've asked for some brownies and a Zinger and ran the hell out of the place. And the day after that, some guy dropped a helluva lot of coins from his jeans pocket at the FX. If I were feeling a little more evil than usual that time I could've swiped all them fives and ones right away.

So you see? The Imperial Pinoy is good and just (sometimes) and will not screw you up with your money. So give me your frickin' money now because I gotta buy that WACOM tablet and that flash drive and those Monty Python DVDs and then that Harvey Birdman DVD for next year.

Midterms Day 3-ish

2004-10-27T11:21:00.000+08:00

There was practically no Day 2. Yesterday I spent the whole day finishing my homework and chatting with some friends. Oh, and there's Gem Fighter, which I kicked ass in (sure they're evil, but in that game they look so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute, meh)

Today is yet another day for me to use my l337 ph0705h0p skillz.

I gotta get paid for this, man!

Midterms, Day 1, I think

2004-10-25T14:18:00.000+08:00

Last Saturday, it seems, was Weird Robin Williams Movie Day. Almost one after another, three channels aired Jumanji, Hook, and Fisher King (Go Gilliam!). Fisher King was cool.

Then I have to rush my damn cartoon. Well, it's gotten itself up the time quota so it's cool already. But still, it'd be cool if I could get to finish the whole thing up already.

And, uhm... just like what the Buddha has always been saying:

EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY

Even cell phones (but hopefully the SIM cards would last a little while longer)...

Ooooh, and if you folks didn't notice, I've changed my picture. That's me addressing my minions to go get me my weekly supply of virgins who look cute when wearing glasses.

Midterm Crisis

2004-10-22T08:21:00.000+08:00

As midterms start to come over, I get crankier by the minute.

And all my folks are going to some Enchanted Kingdom field trip while I'm stuck in this academically induced hellhole wincing on my midterm projects.

But hey, this sure beats making a 64-variable K-map for those zany sadists (not even the hubba-hubba type) back in the Planet. Yes it does.

DON'T PANIC

2004-10-21T19:51:00.000+08:00

They're finally making a Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy movie. I do hope they could make it up to book three and not screw the whole thing up.

In the meantime, I'm going to waste my time staring at my newfound pics of the girl who will play Trillian, who looks almost exactly like the Trillian I had in mind while I was reading the thing, which is a very very yummy nerd of a girl.

Zooey Deschanel! Whattagal!

The Imperial Ministry of Baby Names

2004-10-15T08:45:00.001+08:00

If I better get a kid, I'm gonna call him......

ATTICUS

If not that, then I might get anal and name her Joanna, or something, yeah...

READ DAMMIT READ: The Imperial Pinoy now knows the secret behind overpopulation in the youth sector of Filipino society!

2004-10-12T20:09:00.000+08:00

I'll do this in faux zen koan style, just to impress some particular morons out there (you know who you are: )

When you're a hot chick who can speak (eh, sing) quirky Japanese lines and a guy in an imitation ghetto hip-hopper outfit tells you that he wants you to be the mother of his first baby... will you be turned on or be utterly freaked out?

Curse you, evil SQUID!!!!

2004-10-11T16:42:00.000+08:00

You and your tyrannical site-blocking system shall be the bane of all sane net-heads in the La Salle system. When the Imperial Pinoy rules, there will be a SQUID-less society, and free mp3's and eBooks, and rare movies can be downloaded without hassle, and... and... ooh, free 1 GB hosting for space and bandwidth each... yeah... with eGroups capabilities and still allows you to use all sorts of neat-o scripts... with an adult section populated by actual adults...

Ah, that will be the day... for now I shall content myself heeding the words of Jah to get up, stand up, and fight da power mon!

China will grow lah-jah!

2004-09-28T15:58:00.000+08:00

I'm currently being sucked by my evil overlord tendencies via this game.

I gotta stop waste my money in net cafes and buy the game so I could play it at home.

I pity tha foo'...

2004-09-13T15:06:00.000+08:00

...who tries to be cool by over-quoting and -aping Bob Ong, word-for-word, as if he's the only writer ever born. They need to travel around the world on foot for two years before letting them grab a pen and a stack of papers.
...who hasn't known the uselessness of over-upgrading, as if every person would even care about such intricate foolishness. They deserve to be deported to Sudan.
...who doesn't read the disclaimers, and complains that their children are being corrupted by the devil or some such nonsense. They simply must be destroyed.
...who think they could get away with their being a complete money-grubbing jackass with euphemisms and psychology. They should be forced to sell beef patties in India.
...who steals my van, or my gold chains. Because I don't have any, foo'.
...who passes off another person's lack of violence as a sign of weakness. They must be shown what actual violence feels like when it's sent their way.
...who takes me for a complete idiot just because I have a sport. They shall feel the stinging wrath of my foil, once I get my own, of course.

I've had a bad weekend...

2004-09-12T19:42:00.000+08:00

...but after seeing Lisa Loeb play on Leno last night I felt better... a little... ah, Lisa...

I am so gonna buy that new album. Don't care what others say about it.

Technofetishist

2004-09-10T10:37:00.000+08:00

What a louse.

Design a phonebooth with teleporters, ain't you?

Taking Maya Class is..........

2004-09-09T17:59:00.000+08:00

........surreal.

But I will frickin' kick ass!

yay and so it begins again

2004-09-06T16:36:00.000+08:00

With 70k bucks less, baby! 70-frickin'-thousand...

No more Prince Kassad for me! *bangs head*

I just hope the school SQUID does not ban some certain places. Then I'll be happy. If not, then I might be forced to follow the words of almighty Jah and fight da power mon!

The Benilde Cycle

2004-08-31T18:08:00.000+08:00

You meet them other folks, see, and you get together and probably get to hang with them if you think they're cool enough.
You get your first quiz and you suck at it. Hard.
Several quizzes later, midterms comes and it sucks the life out of you. You feel used... violated... but you march on. What's a couple of number gonna do to you, you'd say...
Then the final project/exam is announced and the whole thing sucks whatever life's left in you and you get these ideas of flipping and becoming fuhrer of the fourth reich or something like that...
Finally the course card comes, it's tantamouint to a fool's last few hours before he drowns himself in a local eddy.
Then a brief week of void. You realize how much you've sacrificed to the Gods of L337ness just to keep yourself from bumming out entirely.
You go back to to the first item as you enter the next semester.

Yesterday...

2004-08-25T08:57:00.000+08:00

I saw a commercial for Gokusen (I think they'll show it on Animax next week) and a Tommy February 6 video...

I THINK I'M IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!

Eherm.

I still have finals to deal with. But now I'm quite inspired to kick academian butt for justice and to all the cute girls who wear glasses the world over. Actual, imaginary, or otherwise.

I was...

2004-08-11T18:33:00.000+08:00

busted by the bestest friend I ever have because I stabbed her the wrong way in fencing practice... down in the dumps for about a week because of the whole thing... but we got nice after that and our... er... relationship has never been better.
compelled to join her 2d animation team... I got a scriptwriting job... hope our... er... visions... don't clank in a most disruptive manner...
also compelled to join that periodic trudgery of structured scholastic society called THE FINALS GRIND (tm)... When The Imperial Pinoy rules, there will only be chocolate cakes and party hats... no, wait, that doesn't sound right...
watching Rain Man and realized that I have seen a meanie Tom Cruise before... yeah...
surfing the IMDB because of it and realized that Richard O' Brien, a.k.a. the bald guy from The Crystal Maze, was Mr. Hand in Dark City... that movie rules... and Richard O' Brien kicks ass... or maybe it's just my slight predilection towards British Isles dudes, I mean... David Warner (meanie limey), Sean Connery (tough-ass bastard), George Harrison (Krishna bless his soul), Rowan Atkinson (funny shit), Sir David Attenborough (Steve Irwin can kiss his british buttockals), and the Monty Python people (even Terry Gilliam, he cool, man)...

frickin' sick!

2004-07-21T09:12:00.000+08:00

Dammit, man! I got sick. Horrible, horrible stuff. My head is aching, my heart's pounding like crazy, my nose is filled up, my throat's also filled up, my hair's a mess, and I walked around the house like a Resident Evil zombie. Missed my Monday classes and everything. Keh, at least I got a good rest yesterday.

Anyway, thanks to whoever that person who made them terrorists free that certain truck driver. Now we got everybody in a spree claiming this and that, ooh and movie rights, and all those vigils, and hero's welcomes, and documentaries...... man what did the poor fellow ever do (besides getting himself nabbed by those CounterStrike-deprived Iraqis?) Why not make a tribute to Pinoy scientists (before they're dead) or something?

Yeah, I'm really anal like that. But I really don't like 'em drama-sick bastards, so there.

Or maybe it's just all that paracetamol, whatever.

feeling a little crossover-y

2004-07-14T09:05:00.000+08:00

My professor has decided to gather around us young punks who like to draw a lot and form some kind of animation group out of it. Or something to that effect. Well, I need all the EXP I could get so I joined up too. But then this old girl from a couple of terms ago joins up as well, and, now... how should I say it... things start to get a little... interesting. Oi, and have I said about her hating my guts for, uhm, well it's my own stupidity anyway. Feel like I'm in one of those crossover stories where they got a semi-loner-type character who's had a... er... more than a past affiliation with the gritty hot-chick character.

crybabies

2004-07-12T10:41:00.000+08:00

Mafioso TV network ABS-CBN suspends uber-cute Rica Peralejo for calling rival network GMA "number 1".

They might as well break her legs... though I wouldn't find that pretty... it's not even kinky. Maybe put her in stocks or something. At least that'll be a little more... cute.

Anyway, midterms is finally over. Them buggers actually gave me a *bit* of a break. Seems like they don't want to lose their cashcow. Eh? Eh?

midterms are a drag

2004-07-05T11:27:00.000+08:00

Better be posting something new and non-Python-related, as the banner on my page is getting littered by Holy Grail plush toy ads (well they're awfully cute, but still...)

Midterms are a drag. No doubt about it. And I feel like everbody's trying to kick my ass. But then again, I think everyone who's going to be an evil emperor someday are bound to experience such... annoyances.

the python people better not know about this

2004-06-28T13:40:00.000+08:00

Will be having to rip their skits once again. Heh. It's kinda like a good thing if no sane person around the place except for his mother and I know about Monty Python. All my crap tend to come off as original shiznit. The coolness.

Oh, and I had a couple of sojourns back at Snob Empire University's library with my, beloved friend, fellow refugee, and partner-in-crime Jessie. Boy that sure brings a lot of memories... but the trauma seems to be gone. I owe her a big one for helping me stand through all that.

Man, sometimes I wish... well... aw what the hell was I saying?

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

2004-06-23T18:16:00.000+08:00

Some bald fool from the library is trying to repress me and my posse.

Fig-nuts.

Monday you could fall apart...

2004-06-22T08:36:00.000+08:00

It wasn't so bad, really. It's just that I was short on the monetary department and my 3rd-Hand Phone kept acting funny. But I got treated out to lunch by my friend's mum who was royally nice to us (mwah), and I helped fix someone else's PC. Heh, my wayward ex-Computer Science training does have its uses all along. Ooh, and his sister's kinda cute. With them nice-looking toes (hehe). Asked me where to find doobies around the vicinity. Unfortunately, I don't know much about the place... really not familiar about the underground side of it. (I'm a QC boy, girl... you take me there and I'll be pointing... if they're still there...)

GWG is up

2004-06-19T19:34:00.000+08:00

So, they've finally decided to finish updating Girls With Glasses.

Oh my, I'm so excited.

video jocks are... nevermind...

2004-06-19T10:43:00.000+08:00

Some video jock came to school and... uhm... haplessly harassed some of the varsity players. Ridiculous, I know.

Ooh, and, uhm... yeah that should be it. I probably need a haircut.

Profile Changed

2004-06-17T08:59:00.000+08:00

Changed my profile.

Hoo! Took the picture from Sci-Fi channel's Dune. Duke Leto and Lady Jessica in snuggle mode. Awww... aren't they sweet? On the background is their weirdo son Paul, who is destined for two more books of weirdness... but at least he gets surrounded by hot noble chicks... so that won't be so bad, eh?

Anyway, I gotta log off and finish my painting, which is due tonight. Man, I'm such a lazy-ass...

oh and somebody asked me...

2004-06-16T20:21:00.000+08:00

What's with me course?

Oh quite simple really...

I like it here. Much better than my "Lucha!" I mean, the Planet's cool, but the... authorities were...... for lack of a friendlier term... more or less bollocks. People here are... well... surprisingly laid back.

Oh and the women... because every future emperor needs someone to love. Particularly smart chicks who look cute with glasses and are into hojo-jitsu. I mean look at Hitler, man. Bad choice of fraulein... see what happened.

And uhm, uhm, well... that and they told me they'll let me use Maya here. That's always something to look forward to. Yeah, I'm that shallow... haha... and I like to draw...

The Diary of Imperial Pinoy

2004-06-16T20:11:00.000+08:00

Beh, zis ees me feurste journale entree, oui!?

I'm gonna put up something more comprehensible a wee bit later.